For the second time in a week, I'm at the hospital. For the second time in a week, it's not for me. Fortunately, it doesn't ...

I'm debuting a new feature that will run randomly whenever I get around to it. As the title suggests, I'll be unnecessarily (over)an...

They keep me company in the car. They distract me (and sometimes my coworkers) during my time in the cubicle farm. They’re with me when...

This is what I imagine the instrument of surrender will look like once the War on Christmas finally ends. We, acting by command of an...

A quick paraphrased conversation between me and my wife:  "How do you know him?" she said. "We talk on twitter," I r...